twotoedsleuth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Big Three Xmas]

A Good Attempt at Satire

Although I saw some good humor and satire in your video, it was drowned out by the memes and other internet phenomena.

It would have been much better if you had cut out all of the "firin' mah lazor" and everything else relating to that. :/

[the Echo]

Good job.

By bustexual - "The animation was great, yeah, i couldnt make any better now,
nice work but gees, it is still same submission style that eweryone has been sended for past years on the web, "omg, im mysterious and im crying without no reason or without no explanation and im playing some kind of instrument and im silent" aw my god! cmon peoples! try to make something new out! i can see your great animoter but dont use your skills to that! try to do something else than just boring anime! try to do that please, you have so amazing flash skills, owerall for the graphigs and all head stuffs=8"

Yeah, well you have to infer things. You have to actually think. I think that it's about someone who's lost another person and play music to cheer herself/himself up. Then, the person he/she has lost hears the music and comes back to the he/she that was playing the music. But, that's what I thought. Other people could have interpreted it in another way. And how you said that this was unoriginal... how is it not original? I've never seen a plot like this. Show me these links that people have been sending you.

Okay... I thought that it was great. I didn't like the plot that much and the animation was kind of "robotic" when the person was blinking. The other animation was very good though. Also, at the end, the colors didn't seem to fit well with the environment.

Good job!

Cridia responds:

You are absolutely right about the robotic thing :D. I am still trying to improve with my animating skills, and the next animation (which will also be longer, but harder to make), I will try to make them move more realistic.

Thanks for your review!

[Almost a skate animation.]

Awesome.

Meneerken_retteketet is stupid... This is not crap. This is very smooth animation. I mean, really, really smooth. I'm doing a cartoon right now at 30 FPS. I wonder if I'll finish it or not... Anyway, the animation was smooth. The graphics were above average. The style didn't really stick out. The sound was alright. And the movie didn't have any Violence, Interactivity, or Humor, but that isn't a bad thing.

[TooF Losing A Friend]

Another good one.

Great! They're so funny. You didn't really get me at the crying part though... I loved it. It's amazing how fast you put these out. You must really work fast on them. Great job.

And thanks for that Vcam advice.

MACception responds:

Gotta share the knowledge!

Well, I'm sitting here sweating in an office chair on sunday afternoon, clicking away...lame? Yes. Making TooF episodes? Yes. Waste of time? Probably. Where am I going with this? Pfft, fuck if I know.

[iGrounds: the iPod collab]

Good job Cronic.

Cronic, your's was definately the best. Everyone else's was just...bleh. They were just repeats of the same thing being tweened across the screen. You're probably the only one who actually worked on this a lot.

[Thanks for all the fish!]

Very good!

Hah! It looks like a professional did this! I'm serious! You did a great job with all of the special effects and the animations were fluid and well drawn. I loved it. Awesome job.

AntonyC responds:

Sweet, sweet music to my ears.
-Awesome.
Thanks a million! :D

[HOT NUDE ASIAN WOMEN!]

One of your old cartoons changed a bit...

MsiUrine - I'm the one that got the save animation on this bad mutha.

Enjoy.

MsiUrine,

Please stop raping me

, The English Language.

Alright, onto the regular reviewing... This confuses me, it got underdog of the week as well as turd of the week? Is it good or is it bad? I say it doesn't deserve underdog of the week. You just took one of your last cartoons and slapped on another background with a tiny bit of new graphics. You didn't really change that much.

If I could, I would give this a 4.5...

[Don't Blam Me]

Don't worry, it won't be blammed.

I didn't read all of the author's comments (because I usually only do that after I see a movie and really like it) so I'm asking this: Is this your first submission? I like the song. Trust me, it won't be blammed. If this is blammed though, then I'll be pretty damn angry. Pretty good.

[Ugly Katamari]

It's ok.

For everyone saying it's the worst cartoon they've ever seen, look at all of your reviews. Now, check how many times you've said in a review that the cartoon that you watched was the worst one you've ever seen. Now, compare that cartoon to this one. Do you see a difference? Yeah, this cartoon isn't total crap. It isn't really good, but it's ok. I'd say it probably got on the front page because there was nothing else really good submitted on the portal. Anyway, on to the reviewing. I like your custom song that you made. It pretty funny. I can't really critisize you that much, because you did a pretty good job. Just don't make any more loops because people hate that.
-twotoedsleuth

[The clock/matrix has you!]

-sigh- not clocks...

Jesus Christ...stop making clock movies. Since this is your first one, I can say that you have smooth frame rate, but clocks are really easy to animate. Don't become part of the clock crew, that's getting old. I never really liked the clock crew anyway...